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Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)
Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML
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On 12/20/2009 at 12:13am - money - by Fml37 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I can't get my heat to turn off. It is currently 87 degrees Fahrenheit in my house, and my heat is running non-stop. It's about 20 degrees outside with over a foot of snow on the ground, so a repairman can't come out to fix it. My electricity bill will be about $1000. FML
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On 12/19/2009 at 3:10pm - money - by heatproblems (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, a woman pushed me at the bar and told me how much she's always hated me. She was my grade five teacher. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by flurina (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 3:42am - misc - by Mogg (man) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
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On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 6:01pm - misc - by epiiphany (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML
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On 12/16/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by barri (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)
Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized build-a-bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear "we should break up" instead. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 12:00pm - misc - by samgonzalessb - United States (Texas)
Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
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On 12/12/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by RBEE (woman) - Sent from mobile version
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