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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 April 1986 (29 years)
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Today, I can't get my heat to turn off. It is currently 87 degrees Fahrenheit in my house, and my heat is running non-stop. It's about 20 degrees outside with over a foot of snow on the ground, so a repairman can't come out to fix it. My electricity bill will be about $1000. FML

#6829701
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33012) - you deserved it (3398)

On 12/19/2009 at 3:10pm - money - by heatproblems (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, a woman pushed me at the bar and told me how much she's always hated me. She was my grade five teacher. FML

#6812281
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31490) - you deserved it (3497)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by flurina (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

#6806801
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32768) - you deserved it (3037)

On 12/18/2009 at 3:42am - misc - by Mogg (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML

#6789121
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36982) - you deserved it (5787)

On 12/17/2009 at 2:57am - work - by Brittanyy_leigh (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

#6780706
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39076) - you deserved it (5153)

On 12/16/2009 at 6:01pm - misc - by epiiphany (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML

#6778697
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44494) - you deserved it (3515)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me that he will never marry me because we are different ethnicities and his parents don't approve. I was of course very upset and crying. His way to comfort me was by saying, "Don't worry, I will always cheat on my wife with you." FML

#6778697
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44494) - you deserved it (3515)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years confessed that he was sleeping with me and 5 other girls while we first started dating. He told me he numbered us and rolled a die to see which one he would date. I guess I won. FML

#6775724
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37544) - you deserved it (3677)

On 12/16/2009 at 7:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, both of my grandparents died in a car accident. My Mom and Dad thought it would make me feel better to know they were not my real grandparents, because I'm adopted. FML

#6774079
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60920) - you deserved it (2657)

On 12/16/2009 at 2:28am - misc - by barri (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)

Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML

#6752282
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37950) - you deserved it (11375)

On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML

#6748934
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36089) - you deserved it (4362)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML

#6722392
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45151) - you deserved it (3897)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by RBEE (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

#6716817
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38728) - you deserved it (6556)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13836) - you deserved it (40205)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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