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Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 5:38pm - work - by PentiumBawls8 - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, whilst at work, my dad decided to call me and sing an entire rendition of 'The Gambler' by Kenny Rogers. There was a big line of people, and my boss had been standing nearby checking out my phone. I had to stand there and listen to the whole song. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 5:01am - misc - by embarrassedinretail (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)
Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I hurried into the bank to cash in the $5,000 check my grandparents had given me for college money. I found out that instead of my name, they wrote 'our sweet iddle pumpkinbutt'. I couldn't make eye contact with anyone after. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 4:08pm - misc - by pumpkinbutt - Sent from mobile version
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 12:07am - love - by hesaidwhat - United States
Today, while at work at a maternity and baby clothes store, I was supposed to send out an email about our "Beat the Clock" sale. After it was sent to over 500 people, I realized that I'd misspelled the subject line. It read, "Beat the Cock Sale." FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 10:55am - work - by Oops (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I did a 'dine and dash' and left my phone in the restaurant. The owner answered my phone call. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 2:36pm - misc - by boundandgagged (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I made a fake MySpace so that I could flirt with my Boyfriend and see what he would do. He ended up dumping me for the fake MySpace girl. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by BetterThanFake (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, someone had put a lock on my bike. While I was trying to saw it off, the police drove by. I was arrested for trying to steal a bike and released four hours later when they figured out that it was actually my bike. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 12:23pm - misc - by MattVh (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)
Today, I spent all day organizing a list of electronic parts for my boss. I found the easiest way was to color problem parts in the spreadsheet red and okay parts green. After I finished at the end of the day, I found out my boss is red-green colorblind. FML
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Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
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Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 8:25am - love - by krisx3ftw (woman) - United States (Virginia)
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