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Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML
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On 04/23/2013 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I found out that I was pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I got his newly updated Facebook status that read "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
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On 01/06/2013 at 3:17am - misc - by kiken.bara - United States
Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML
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On 12/02/2012 at 5:16am - misc - by Ashley - United States (California)
Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
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On 11/05/2012 at 2:02am - love - by sad (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML
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On 08/22/2012 at 12:19am - intimacy - by ihateveganism (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13228) - you deserved it (798)
On 08/20/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Cottagecheeseha (woman) - United States (California)
Today, some friends told me that my natural body odor smells like cooked beef and roasted onions. I'm disgustingly delicious. FML
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On 07/22/2012 at 2:34am - health - by hungry? - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found out I've miserably failed a college exam. My friend had agreed to pass me answers if I needed them, since I've hardly studied this year. We were on the phone when she said, "Oh, those answers were bullshit. Serves you right, huh?" FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 5:48pm - misc - by Alison (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, Dell's tech support called to tell me that the laptop I sent to them was going to cost an extra $300 to fix, because of the shattered screen. When I mailed my laptop to them, the touchpad wasn't working. The screen was fine. FML
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On 01/12/2012 at 3:06pm - money - by meggs2209 - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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