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Today, I sat next to an attractive punk/rock guy on a plane. I decided to try to impress by playing music I thought he would like. I clicked The Who and opened a large window with the album cover, so he could see. The track then shuffled, and he was face to with a giant image of Miley Cyrus. FML

#333328
202 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 12:22am - love - by UH-OH (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

#333270
66 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 12:20am - love - by Raw95 (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I told my boyfriend "we need to talk". He said "i know". So we met after school, and he said he was ok with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML

#318032
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66997) - you deserved it (9815)

On 03/14/2009 at 5:46am - love - by knee2tak (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML

#142298
56 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 11:17am - misc - by River (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104
955 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

#141258
18 comments

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On 02/26/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by MadameM (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML

#137064
125 comments

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On 02/25/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML

#135843
33 comments

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On 02/25/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by pk24 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
68 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

#6753
66 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:56pm - misc - by WestboroBC (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML

#4601
47 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 9:41am - work - by sportskidguru - United States (Missouri)

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

#4487
31 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by leez - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

#4463
48 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML

#4066
14 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 10:30am - love - by kill me - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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