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Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML

#13468251
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39458) - you deserved it (3770)

On 10/16/2010 at 2:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me "don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML

#13454741
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29162) - you deserved it (4349)

On 10/15/2010 at 1:13am - intimacy - by anouk05 (woman) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML

#13439536
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24008) - you deserved it (16242)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML

#13433237
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20740) - you deserved it (9176)

On 10/13/2010 at 11:28am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#13401139
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29650) - you deserved it (4705)

On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML

#13391537
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10943) - you deserved it (24108)

On 10/10/2010 at 11:16am - misc - by Icey_dan1 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML

#13380605
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29781) - you deserved it (2919)

On 10/09/2010 at 4:54pm - misc - by Sean - United States (California)

Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML

#13380605
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29781) - you deserved it (2919)

On 10/09/2010 at 4:54pm - misc - by Sean - United States (California)

Today, I got a zero on my math test. My teacher was convinced that I had written the answers on my arm. No answers, just really thick, black arm hair. FML

#13380605
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29781) - you deserved it (2919)

On 10/09/2010 at 4:54pm - misc - by Sean - United States (California)

Today, I started my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get used to the high-paced flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk for two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walked in. FML

#13276180
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23074) - you deserved it (2653)

On 10/01/2010 at 12:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I walked past two guys on the street. I heard one of them whisper, "Jeez, that girl looks like Donald Trump." FML

#13268131
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23940) - you deserved it (3439)

On 09/30/2010 at 8:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

#13235832
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38767) - you deserved it (3021)

On 09/28/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Jake - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to pour myself a cup of coffee and noticed our kittens were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring hot coffee on my hand and foot. FML

#13183751
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9486) - you deserved it (26824)

On 09/24/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw a small child take a really bad fall off his scooter, so I got rid of my cigarette and ran to help him. I asked him if he was alright, or if I could walk him to his house. He replied "I'm okay, but your dress is on fire." It was. FML

#13147361
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23679) - you deserved it (15380)

On 09/21/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by Laura - United States

Today, whilst working as a language assistant in Germany as part of my degree, some 9 year-old German kids asked me to please speak English to them because my German was so poor. FML

#13139163
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14425) - you deserved it (20099)

On 09/21/2010 at 3:10am - kids - by themildthings (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)



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