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  • Town/Country : Dallas, Texas, United States
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 June 1991 (21 years)
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Today, I found out that not only has my father been cheating on my mother with another woman, but they have a child together with the same name as me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82128) - you deserved it (2343)

On 08/09/2009 at 5:26am - misc - by redbluegreen (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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Today, we spread my uncle's ashes at my grandparent's house. We were on a hill overlooking a sunset. It was a beautiful ceremony... until the winds changed direction. Our whole family wound up covered in my Uncle. He's still stuck in my hair. FML

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On 06/21/2009 at 12:23am - misc - by Lee (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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