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About volcomhunn64 : My name is Sam, and I'm 18. I'm now a blonde. I am madly in love with Chris Pierce and we're the cutest ever. aim - volcomhunn64
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today , I was having a one night stand with a guy. He told me he wanted to do it doggie style , I said okay , an as soon as I bent over on the bed , looked at me an said , "Let's do this with the lights off". real FML
Today, Whan I Trid On A Pair Of Pants At Tha Mall, I Askd Tha Salasparson If I Could Hava Tha Naxt Siza Up. Sha Informd Ma That Thara Wasn't A Naxt Siza Up. I Hava To LOSE Waight To Fit Into Tha Biggast Pair Of Pants Tha Stora Makas. FML
Friday 27 March 2015