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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 October 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About volcomhunn64 : My name is Sam, and I'm 18. I'm now a blonde. I am madly in love with Chris Pierce and we're the cutest ever. aim - volcomhunn64

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Today , I was having a one night stand with a guy. He told me he wanted to do it doggie style , I said okay , an as soon as I bent over on the bed , looked at me an said , "Let's do this with the lights off". real FML


I agree, your life sucks (47163) - you deserved it (12163)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by fjafja - Canada (Ontario)

Today, Whan I Trid On A Pair Of Pants At Tha Mall, I Askd Tha Salasparson If I Could Hava Tha Naxt Siza Up. Sha Informd Ma That Thara Wasn't A Naxt Siza Up. I Hava To LOSE Waight To Fit Into Tha Biggast Pair Of Pants Tha Stora Makas. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16102) - you deserved it (33721)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by ardenm - United States (California)

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