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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 October 1990 (25 years)
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About volcomhunn64 : My name is Sam, and I'm 18. I'm now a blonde. I am madly in love with Chris Pierce and we're the cutest ever. aim - volcomhunn64

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Today, I was having a one night stand with a guy. He told me he wanted to do it doggie style, I said okay, and as soon as I bent over on the bed, looked at me and said, "Let's do this with the lights off". FML


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On 03/07/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by fjafja - Canada (Ontario)

Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17709) - you deserved it (36487)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:45am - misc - by ardenm - United States (California)

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