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About volcomhunn64 : My name is Sam, and I'm 18. I'm now a blonde. I am madly in love with Chris Pierce and we're the cutest ever. aim - volcomhunn64
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Today, I was having a one night stand with a guy. He told me he wanted to do it doggie style, I said okay, and as soon as I bent over on the bed, looked at me and said, "Let's do this with the lights off". FML
Today, when I tried on a pair of pants at the mall, I asked the salesperson if I could have the next size up. She informed me that there wasn't a next size up. I have to LOSE weight to fit into the biggest pair of pants the store makes. FML
Friday 5 February 2016