Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

vntqmm

Search for a member

vntqmm
  • Town/Country : Aalborg, Denmark
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 March 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 180
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About vntqmm : I like dogs!

vntqmm's last visitors

ZY1431

vntqmm's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

See all of vntqmm's badges

vntqmm's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

#19505395
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21368) - you deserved it (3435)

On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)



FML's blog

  • Zoé's Illustrated FML
  • Hey there, young whippersnappers. Yes, you, the youth. I’m talking to you, sitting at home, scratching your asses. Why aren’t you doing something more constructive with your lives? Stop watching that shit…

Friday 18 April 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: