About vladimir26 : Anime and Manga addict.
19 year old Otaku.
Book and tea lover.
About vladimir26 : Anime and Manga addict.
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vladimir26's favorite FMLs
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML
by I'll Make You FartCum / 01/02/2015 at 4:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I went on a road trip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML
by sandwhiched / 01/01/2015 at 3:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I am struggling with exhaustion due to insomnia. The reason I cannot sleep is crippling anxiety - not about my complicated romantic situation, my pileup of work, or even my relationship with my father. No, I'm afraid of a blind ship captain I saw in a dream three days ago. FML
by insomniacap / 12/30/2014 at 6:47pm / United States (Connecticut) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/20/2014 at 5:42pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Kids
Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML
by privatebathroomneeded / 12/16/2014 at 2:26pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML
by Lisa / 12/15/2014 at 10:38pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids
Today, my mom told me how lucky I was to inherit her "asymptomatic" periods. It's true, I don't get cramps, bloating or mood swings with my periods. Nope, just excruciatingly painful diarrhea. Thanks, mom. FML
by period_probs / 12/15/2014 at 8:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by lovethateuropeanblood / 12/08/2014 at 9:12am / Japan (Osaka) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/03/2014 at 1:34pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, a group of protesters set up just outside my residence hall at one in the morning. After an hour of chanting, the police finally told them to stop, and I was finally able to get some sleep. The protesters responded by pulling the fire alarm in every residence hall on campus. FML
by IHateProtesters / 11/25/2014 at 11:13am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by phonebaby / 11/17/2014 at 8:04pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my friend's Bar Mitzvah. After he finished his long-winded speech, I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games. It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked, and a couple more for me to be shouted down and kicked out. FML
by Anonymous / 11/08/2014 at 12:24pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I slept over at my new boyfriend's house for the first time. When I woke up in the morning, he told me all about how much gas I'd had through the night. He said he thought he had a grown man in his bed instead of me. FML
by Isa_Marie0113 / 11/03/2014 at 6:32pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I was walking back to my dorm with my boyfriend. He was being really sweet as he held my hand. We were about to kiss goodnight and as he pushed some hair out of my face he said, "Can we hurry it up? I'm about to rip one." FML
by SadMother / 10/04/2014 at 3:52pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
- Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She… Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't… Today, after a 14-mile bike tour in Chicago, I got rug burn on my inner thighs. Having the hostel…