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Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)
Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, my daughter brought her new boyfriend over for dinner. I realize now why she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML
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On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by rattlingfloorboards (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML
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On 12/10/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by Maggie (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML
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On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore
Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML
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On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)
Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML
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On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Janice - Canada (Alberta)
Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML
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On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML
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On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML
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On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)
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