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About vladimir26 : Anime and Manga addict.
18 year old Otaku.
Book and tea lover.
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my nieghbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML
TODAY I USED THE SELF-CHECKOUT 4 THE FIRST TIME. I DIDN'T SEE A SLOT 4 BILLS... SO I TRIED TO PUT THEM IN THE COIN SLOT 4 A SOLID THREE MINUTES. THERE WAS A HUGE LINE BEHIND ME... SILENTLY JUDGING. FML
Taday on a train, I nerely chokd while sleeping with mouth wide open. The little old lady sitting opposite me was entertaining herself by throwing little pieces of balld-up tin foil into mouth. mega FML
Taday I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact and being incredibly bord an seemingly alone at work I managd to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clappd. FML
Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML
Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom 4 my parent to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, ( THE FINAL TEST. ) FML
Yesterday... While In The Prison I Work At... I Cummed Down With Severe Digestion Issues. Master Control Probably Laughed As They Watched Me Wait At The Security Gates In A Cold Sweat... Squeezing Mah Ass-cheeks Together Lyk An Inmate Smuggling Contraband. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with mah 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk!! When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me an screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into mah balls!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015