About vladimir26 : Anime and Manga addict.
19 year old Otaku.
Book and tea lover.
About vladimir26 : Anime and Manga addict.
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vladimir26's favorite FMLs
Today, I'm on vacation in Japan with my brother. When he said he could speak Japanese, I guess what he really meant that he's a dumbass weeaboo who only knows the words "kawaii", "baka", "sugoi" and a few others. He ended up offending two locals so much that they beat the shit out of us. FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2015 at 1:16pm / Japan / Health
Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML
by anda1000douchesscourthispostformistakes / 09/16/2015 at 9:42am / United States (Connecticut) / Work
Today, I discovered that my 100-pound Rottweiler is absolutely terrified of (drumroll please) orange peels. Yup. A byproduct of my lunch will turn this hulking monolith with teeth into a whimpering puddle of pee. FML
by pansypup / 09/02/2015 at 10:30pm / United States (New Mexico) / Animals
Today, I agreed to stay a week with my wife's parents, who she told me were traditional Japanese. I was prepared for having to wear Japanese clothes while in the house, but I wasn't prepared for communal bathing in the same huge bath with her father, grandfather, uncle and two brothers. FML
by Alan / 09/02/2015 at 4:13pm / Germany / Miscellaneous
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
by laurencoc / 08/31/2015 at 6:50pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
by Anonymous / 08/29/2015 at 8:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML
by still laughing / 08/28/2015 at 5:48pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
Today, I was diagnosed with food poisoning for the third time since moving to this base in Japan. My husband keeps cooking questionable meat and vegetables from the commissary because he thinks the food from a Japanese grocery store is radioactive. FML
by ithinkimturningjapanese / 08/06/2015 at 4:33am / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Health
by KatzVKatz / 07/24/2015 at 5:51pm / Slovenia (Novo mesto Urban Commune) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/04/2015 at 2:25am / Japan (Tokyo) / Health
by Angel / 06/21/2015 at 10:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML
by ssondik / 06/21/2015 at 8:50pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Bengemon825 / 06/20/2015 at 3:03pm / United States (Connecticut) / Transportation
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML
by shmarf / 06/19/2015 at 12:17pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
by fartypants / 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm / United States (Florida) / Work
- Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to… Today, my mom told me that I am going to end up getting myself pregnant. I am 21 and a virgin. She… Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends that, if she had the opportunity,…