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Today, I got my first driving lesson from my dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, "Go." FML

#18475909
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23127) - you deserved it (3515)

On 12/10/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by Maggie (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28557) - you deserved it (8612)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

#18334603
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44966) - you deserved it (7011)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, my mother looked me dead in the face and said, "I have failed as a parent." FML

#18286632
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31917) - you deserved it (6400)

On 11/19/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Yeoman (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I introduced my Chinese-born girlfriend to the rest of the family. My uncle immediately blurted out, "He's dating a communist." FML

#18242988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32756) - you deserved it (4276)

On 11/14/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

#18180881
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28254) - you deserved it (7140)

On 11/07/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Janice - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41456) - you deserved it (3747)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23623) - you deserved it (15416)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

#18041675
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19992) - you deserved it (33279)

On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

#18030878
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31396) - you deserved it (5972)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33242) - you deserved it (16771)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my friends and I ran through a flock of resting seagulls. The birds took to the skies and chased after us, covering us in shit. FML

#17773363
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7973) - you deserved it (45122)

On 09/18/2011 at 4:17pm - animals - by shithead (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

#17703209
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31455) - you deserved it (3782)

On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I missed my bus, so I walked home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

#17691004
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35719) - you deserved it (3443)

On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

#17668852
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28008) - you deserved it (4233)

On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved



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