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Today, I had to get my grandparents out of jail, because they were caught having sex in a public place. They excused their actions by saying that you can only be young and stupid once, so if you continue doing stupid actions, you are still young. FML

Today, I learned that if not for my grandfather gifting my dad $200, I would have been named Anthrax. FML


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