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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 July 1981 (34 years)
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  • Number of visits : 826
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

#5419647
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I agree, your life sucks (40963) - you deserved it (2455)

On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "hell". FML

#703894
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I agree, your life sucks (205069) - you deserved it (33998)

On 03/30/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by jdsksoapy (woman) - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59319) - you deserved it (12881)

On 03/08/2009 at 10:53pm - kids - by monty (man) - United States (New Hampshire)



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