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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 July 1981 (31 years)
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Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52382) - you deserved it (5136)

On 10/27/2009 at 9:27am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

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On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "hell". FML

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On 03/30/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by jdsksoapy (woman) - United States

Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by hipprep83 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was babysitting for my mom's coworkers two little boys. they went to bed around 9 and I was watching a movie on HBO. I fell asleep before the movie was over. I woke up to the parents walking into the house. I looked at the TV, and porn was on. FML

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On 03/08/2009 at 10:53pm - kids - by monty (man) - United States (New Hampshire)



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