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Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (98480) - you deserved it (10662)

On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML

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On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

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On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

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On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version



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