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  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 March 1993 (21 years)
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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39983) - you deserved it (26526) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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