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vitty_z

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  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 573
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42734) - you deserved it (27644) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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