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  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 August 1995 (16 years)
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Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after the party from the night before, which contained lots of booze and very spicy (indian) food. I wake up and notice a small boy on the seat in front staring at me, I smile at him, and then he turns to his father and says: "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12251) - you deserved it (5092)

On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version

Today, my alarm went off. I snoozed it, and went on to dream that I got out of bed, did my business, brushed my teeth, took my breakfast, changed into my working attire, and was ready for work that morning. My alarm rang a second time, I had to do all that over again. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13300) - you deserved it (2089)

On 01/10/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by doh - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)