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vita_questa_roba
  • Town/Country : South Carolina, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 April 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 629
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11208) - you deserved it (28586)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:00pm - misc - by Ricky (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24473) - you deserved it (65188)

On 08/05/2009 at 1:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49658) - you deserved it (13469)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (549911) - you deserved it (35349)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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