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Today, I was arrested for DWI in my own apartment complex. I had to be released into the custody of a sober adult, but I wasn't allowed access to my phone to get any numbers. I only have a few memorized. So I was picked up from jail by my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé - my manager at work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10625) - you deserved it (9397)

On 02/28/2010 at 10:46pm - misc - by Ben - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52594) - you deserved it (4113)

On 05/06/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)