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violetwonder
  • Town/Country : Usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 230
  • Number of comments : 30
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About violetwonder : I'm a girl living in sunny California. I do dumb things daily and love reading fml at the end of a long day.

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Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26644) - you deserved it (1551)

On 06/25/2012 at 10:55pm - money - by stolen-car - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem. FML

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On 03/25/2009 at 5:04pm - intimacy - by Truan (man) - United States (California)

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