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vinnv226
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Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48116) - you deserved it (3251)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

#16126414
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30097) - you deserved it (4764)

On 05/11/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26145) - you deserved it (8896)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

#15803109
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9241) - you deserved it (68680)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)

Today, I held a door open for my boyfriend and jokingly said, "Chivalry is dead?" He responded with, "Who's chivalry?" FML

#15780453
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23391) - you deserved it (5649)

On 04/14/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

#15628215
273 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

#15445507
119 comments

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On 03/23/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by cupcakelady127 (woman) - United States

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254
286 comments

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On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
255 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
479 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML

#15398872
173 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 12:10pm - kids - by parenting_failure (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom banned me from watching The Simpsons and Family Guy because apparently, they're part of "the Devil's plan to corrupt God's children". FML

#15370334
366 comments

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On 03/18/2011 at 5:40pm - misc - by Jonathan (man) - Denmark (Midtjyllen)

Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML

#15139053
180 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

#14710566
69 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 4:16pm - love - by lovehim (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

#14583340
217 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)



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