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vindicated21
  • Town/Country : Woodstock, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 May 1959 (54 years)
  • Number of visits : 130
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About vindicated21 : I am a motorcycle enthusiast, animal lover (especially dogs), star gazer,aspiring musician (drummer) & all around extremely frustrated individual in desperate need of a good laugh. Thanks FML.

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Today, I was at work talking to an older man. As our conversation ended, he said, "Thank you, ma'am." Then, he quickly stumbled over his words as he said, "I mean, thank you, sir. I meant sir. I think." He gazed at me for a moment in confusion, then darted away. FML

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 2 years, whose reaction was to pretend to take a phone call. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29483) - you deserved it (2477)

On 01/11/2013 at 1:46am - love - by proposal fail - United States

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML

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On 02/08/2010 at 12:41am - love - by mmvv - United States



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