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Today, my girlfriend of a year exclaimed 'Oh my god!' for the first time during sex. Nope, I haven't improved in bed, I recently moved a tv into my room and something exciting happened on the show she was watching. FML
by Anonymous / 08/19/2010 at 2:32am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/13/2010 at 12:13pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by goodstudent / 08/09/2010 at 1:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by Alisha Marie / 08/04/2010 at 12:20am / United States (New York) / Love
by Julia / 08/02/2010 at 5:50am / New Zealand (Otago) / Work
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
by hairless / 07/30/2010 at 2:45am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/22/2010 at 2:44am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, a man I don't know came up to me and started screaming about how "all you damn Mexicans were stealing American's jobs" and he stormed off. I'm Native American, and I'm pretty sure we've been here longer. FML
by hardtotell / 01/21/2010 at 7:45pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…