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veronica608
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 322
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About veronica608 : I never know what to type here in these boxes, ever. I guess I'll just start with the basics. I'm into reading, I'm good at drawing and and like to write stories. I'm a pretty nice person but I guess that's all relative. My favorite color is purple and I like to eat.

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Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (452172) - you deserved it (32020)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1096326) - you deserved it (108869)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37053) - you deserved it (322753)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

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42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23601) - you deserved it (1530)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by Ren - United States (Illinois)



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