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Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -
Today, my teacher, who's Irish, called me insensitive and stupid for imitating her accent. I'm Filipino and my parents immigrated to Ireland where I was born, and then we moved to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML
I agree, your life sucks (30004) - you deserved it (1980)
On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26854) - you deserved it (2430)
On 12/09/2011 at 2:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
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On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I went to go get my driver's license, only to be told that I need a copy of my birth certificate. In order to get the copy of my birth certificate, I need a driver's license or my passport. In order to get a passport, I need a copy of my birth certificate or a drivers license. I have none. FML
I agree, your life sucks (36063) - you deserved it (3756)
On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm - love - by Mrs. Terrified - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19664) - you deserved it (2876)
On 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm - love - by Mrs. Terrified - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19716) - you deserved it (2262)
On 10/23/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19716) - you deserved it (2262)
On 10/23/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I woke up, showered, and began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, like usual, and threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML
I agree, your life sucks (45603) - you deserved it (3601)
On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML
I agree, your life sucks (44374) - you deserved it (3642)
Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML
I agree, your life sucks (55485) - you deserved it (2809)
On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States
Today, while jogging in the park, I saw a man acting strange and trying to talk to 3 little girls. I jogged over to their mother and warned her about a 'weirdo' lurking around her daughters. Turns out that 'weirdo' is the woman's disabled brother. FML
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On 10/15/2011 at 9:13pm - misc - by cristina_laila (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26233) - you deserved it (1958)
On 10/15/2011 at 10:02am - health - by KilteDKilleR - United States (Utah)
Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML
I agree, your life sucks (54849) - you deserved it (2332)
On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)
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