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Today , Mah Dad Gave Me A Speech About Bieng Gay. He Said He'll Accept Me If That's Who I Truly Am , But He Wants Me To Think It Over First. I'm An Actor In A Play. I Had To Explain The Concept Of Wereing Costumes And Acting Lyk Someone Else To Him. For The Third Time. Mega FML

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On 06/30/2011 at 10:36am - misc - by sealpop09 - United States (Colorado)

I bagan to walk across tha straathan I saw a vary familiar old lady struggla across it. I walkd ovar to halp har, and only aftar sha had blown har rapahistla and sockd ma in tha nuts did sha raaliza I was har grandson. FML

#16919201
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On 06/30/2011 at 4:18am - misc - by John - United States

yesterday I introducd my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner . He is Asian . My mom insistd on calling him ( Ching Chong ) . His name is Kevin . FML

#16918734
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On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

TODAY, AS I WAS WALKING HOME FROM WORK, MAH DAD DROVE PAST, PULLD OVER, ROLLD DOWN THE WINDOW AND ASKD, "ARE YOU TIRD OF WALKING?" TOHICH I REPLID "YES!" JUST AS I REACHD FOR THE CAR DOOR, HE YELLD "RUN A WHILE" AND SPD OFF. FML

#16914015
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On 06/29/2011 at 9:32pm - misc - by RYZILLAHitZ - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I WAS MAKING PUDDING AND ACCIDENTALLY SPILT SOME ON THE FLOOR!! I HAD NO IDEA UNTIL I SLIPPD IN IT, THROWING THE BOWL OF PUDDING ON MAH HEAD!! MY MOM PROMISD TO TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL AS SOON AS SHE GOT A PICTURE!! BIG FAT FML

#16913093
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On 06/29/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Jenna - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant . FML

#16912974
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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was told that I may die by the time I'm 30, an that I should Google the disorder cuz he doesn't know what it is for sure. FML

#16909207
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On 06/29/2011 at 12:44pm - health - by Googleit - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woka up to ta naws tat my mom's in jail. raal FML

#16908101
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On 06/29/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by mymomsstupid - United States

TODAY, MAH BOSS YELLD AT ME 4 RUINING THE REPORT SHE WAS SUPPOSD TO WRITE WITH MAH "TERRIBLE SPELLING AND GRAMMAR". I'VE CHECKD IT THOROUGHLY, AND ALL OF HER 'CORRECTIONS' ARE WRONG. SHE DOESN’T BELIEVE ME, AND IS REFUSING TO LOOK AT A DICTIONARY. FML

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On 06/29/2011 at 8:59am - work - by frustrated (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

My Boyfriend Informed Me Tat E'd Resolved All Te Issue Wit Is Ex An Is Getting Back Togeter Wit Er. Normally I Could Tolerate Tis If It Weren't 4 Te Fact Tat I Just Moved To A Different Country To Live Wit Im, An Turned Down A University An A Scolarsip.

#16894296
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On 06/28/2011 at 5:53am - love - by Mrs.Slyfox (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , mah boyfriend trid to climb up to mah third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top , he slippd and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 7:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I found out mah new Commanding Officer is mah ex-wife's new boyfriend. We're going on a two year tour at sea in two weeks. The reason we got a divorce is that she couldn't handle bieng tied down with someone in the Navy. FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 3:20pm - love - by Drunken Sailor - United States (New York)

yesterday boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friend because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all relatives? FML

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132 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 2:38pm - love - by mavstrr1764847 - United States (Colorado)

yesterday my daughter told me that my head is shapd like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

#16881052
199 comments

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On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet!! FML

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On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)



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