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About veritoswty6 : I'm from Ecuador.
d(^.•)b oh... And of course I love to read FMLs when I'm bored! There's just random things whether funny or that it happens accidentally, it's still funny.. Well, that's life.. Btw no need to know this but I love math more than any other subject.
I have a puppy,
I draw when I get inspired, I don't like to paint
I love to sing and dance
Pretty much said everything 'bout me.. (:
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Today, I started going on and on about dogs and their different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, "I fucking love animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I love fucking animals". FML
Today, I found out that, after having moved over 500 miles to begin a post-graduate degree, I'm being kicked out of the house I'm renting. We haven't yet signed agreements. Apparently I "keep the kitchen too clean". FML
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am to the sound of a bird screeching. Turns out, my roommate bought a parrot without consulting me first. Even better, my roommate expects me to pay for half of the bird's expenses. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014