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About veritoswty6 : I'm from Ecuador.
d(^.•)b oh... And of course I love to read FMLs when I'm bored! There's just random things whether funny or that it happens accidentally, it's still funny.. Well, that's life.. Btw no need to know this but I love math more than any other subject.

I have a puppy,
I draw when I get inspired, I don't like to paint
I love to sing and dance

Pretty much said everything 'bout me.. (:

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veritoswty6's favorite FMLs

Today, I started going on and on about dogs and their different types of breed, behaviours, expectancy, etc. When someone asked me how I know all this stuff, I meant to say, "I fucking love animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I love fucking animals". FML

#21131182
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (219) - you deserved it (18505)

On 05/05/2014 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Zekrome - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that, after having moved over 500 miles to begin a post-graduate degree, I'm being kicked out of the house I'm renting. We haven't yet signed agreements. Apparently I "keep the kitchen too clean". FML

#21097212
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37729) - you deserved it (3255)

On 03/26/2014 at 7:45pm - work - by homeless - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I woke up at 3:00 am to the sound of a bird screeching. Turns out, my roommate bought a parrot without consulting me first. Even better, my roommate expects me to pay for half of the bird's expenses. FML

#21097210
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39144) - you deserved it (2976)

On 03/26/2014 at 7:44pm - animals - by In urgent need of a new roommate - United States (Oregon)

Today, someone on Instagram posted a picture of himself with gym lifting straps around his neck. I commented "autoerotic asphyxiation" and now a 250-pound bodybuilder wants to kill me. FML

#21097153
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21397) - you deserved it (35745)

On 03/26/2014 at 6:39pm - health - by athletiks (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML

#21088237
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41769) - you deserved it (5749)

On 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm - health - by thanksdad (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML

#21086197
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39481) - you deserved it (8096) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)



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