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  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 September 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 343
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About venusmantrap : Just an average girl ;)

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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.


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