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My name is Nick and I'm 16 years old. I like to read FML's for a good laugh and when I'm bored.
I live in Good ol' Canadia, eh. I like Hip-Hop and Rock. The movie Kick-Ass kicked ass. And Parkour is awesome. Msg me, I'm always up for a good convo. :D
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by Anonymous / 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by lunarstrain / 11/08/2011 at 1:11am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by planking champion / 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
by PC Jones / 09/20/2011 at 10:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/07/2011 at 7:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
by brittbrat4 / 08/13/2011 at 2:51am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by assante2010 / 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm / United States (Maine) / Love
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
by toni405 / 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm / United States / Love
Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML
by Anonymous / 06/08/2011 at 10:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by longlostkid556 / 06/05/2011 at 12:14am / United States (California) / Love
by minecraftwilldie / 06/02/2011 at 12:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by dickface / 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML
by PFCdavila / 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by eric / 03/16/2011 at 3:31am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I had to say goodbye to my long distance boyfriend at the airport. I was feeling upset after… Today, I got home from my first day at my new job and my mom started yelling at me. She was upset… Today, I was playing video games in the dark and drinking soda during the slow periods. When I took…