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vengeance501
  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 December 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 783
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About vengeance501 : Hey,

My name is Nick and I'm 16 years old. I like to read FML's for a good laugh and when I'm bored.

I live in Good ol' Canadia, eh. I like Hip-Hop and Rock. The movie Kick-Ass kicked ass. And Parkour is awesome. Msg me, I'm always up for a good convo. :D

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Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30730) - you deserved it (5360)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17804) - you deserved it (36499)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

#15087841
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17804) - you deserved it (36499)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

#15038049
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28230) - you deserved it (6191)

On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML

#14990668
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38733) - you deserved it (10384)

On 02/15/2011 at 2:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a month after my 21st birthday, I received my health exam results. I don't remember the night of the birthday because I was hammered. However, I called my friend and it's now clear that the stripper they paid to have her way with me, had Chlamydia. FML

#14545291
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11262) - you deserved it (22775)

On 01/11/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if my ass looked big in my new jeans. He looked, and then started singing "I like big butts and I cannot lie". FML

Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML

#14393948
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29253) - you deserved it (4391)

On 12/30/2010 at 9:09am - intimacy - by georgiahick -

Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

#14165047
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18192) - you deserved it (4291)

On 12/11/2010 at 11:16am - kids - by blueberry_hill (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML

#11435482
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51564) - you deserved it (9917)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

#8122396
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11972) - you deserved it (1801)

On 02/11/2010 at 4:09am - intimacy - by stewiesclone - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

#7490494
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56627) - you deserved it (3641)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend, who I've dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

#7396804
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27644) - you deserved it (260)

On 01/17/2010 at 11:22am - love - by anonymous (man) - Austria (Steiermark)

Today, I got written up at work for making a customer feel bad. I made him feel bad by laughing uncontrollably at him when he asked if we sold real light sabers. FML

#4945684
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40123) - you deserved it (11682)

On 08/31/2009 at 1:18am - work - by Timmah (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I punched the air enthusiastically after getting an impossible question right. Unfortunately, above me was an old fashioned mole trap, with 6 small spikes and 2 large ones. I now have 6 puncture wounds in my hand, and two in my shoulder, as it fell off the hook it was hanging on. FML

#4746647
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17562) - you deserved it (5156)

On 08/22/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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