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Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. When I didn't get off right away, he asked what he was doing wrong. I told him he was doing fine, but instead of focusing only on my vagina, he might want to pay attention to my clitoris as well. His response? "What's a clitoris?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61464) - you deserved it (9133)

On 07/29/2013 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27889) - you deserved it (278214)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)



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