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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 May 1987 (28 years)
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Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39372) - you deserved it (13063)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31702) - you deserved it (35832)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

#12161985
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I agree, your life sucks (23099) - you deserved it (29343)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my new coworker told me he expects me to call him King Kong and bow down to him whenever he walks past. FML

#12080410
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28458) - you deserved it (3395)

On 07/24/2010 at 3:44am - misc - by earths_venus - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

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128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39622) - you deserved it (3873)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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