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Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36641) - you deserved it (12427)

On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29563) - you deserved it (33393)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was rubbing my lips against my boyfriend's lips when I said "Your mustache tickles" in a sexy tone. His response was "So does yours." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22361) - you deserved it (28656)

On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my new coworker told me he expects me to call him King Kong and bow down to him whenever he walks past. FML

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On 07/24/2010 at 3:44am - misc - by earths_venus - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I moved into my new apartment and met my new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

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On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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