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  • Birth Date : Monday 18 May 1987 (27 years)
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Today , I was putting mah 2 year old to bd , and I began to sing to her. She reachd up , puttd her looool finger over mah lips , and said , "Shhh , Mommy." FML

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On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today I ad to explain to my doctor and parents tat I dislocatd my soulder wile masturbating. FML

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On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was rubbing mah lips against mah boyfriend's lipshen I said ( Your mustache tickles ) in a sexy tone. His response was ( So does yours. ) FML

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On 07/28/2010 at 7:20am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today , mah new coworker told me he expect me to call him King Kong an bow down to himhenever he walks past. fat FML

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On 07/24/2010 at 3:44am - misc - by earths_venus - Australia (Victoria)

yesterday I moved into mah new apartment and met mah new roommate. Immediately after shaking hands he suggested that we make a "masturbation schedule" to avoid any awkward situations. Way to avoid an awkward situation. FML

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On 07/20/2010 at 12:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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