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TADAY I DISCOVERED THAT WHEN YOU BUY ROPES, DUCT TAPES, A SHOVEL, RAZOR BLADES, A FIRE POKER, AND A CARTON OF CIGS, THE POLICE CAN TURN UP AND SEARCH YOUR HOUSE 4 'PRISONERS'. THOSE ITEMS WERE ACTUALLY COINCIDENTAL. FML

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223 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today as a 1 year anniversary present my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML

#17180663
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31563) - you deserved it (5261)

On 07/19/2011 at 6:57pm - love - by nickrick12 - United States (Florida)

Today.. . aftar baing in lova with ona of mah bast friands fir agas.. . ha took ma on a data . Wa than want back to his placa and wa mada lova . Aftarwards.. . ha told ma ha wantad to show ma somathing and lad ma outsida . Ha ran back in and lockad tha door . It's a two hour walk homa . FML

#17174791
323 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 7:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was laying in bd making out with a grl. After trying to figure out 4 a while y she was spending so much time on my looool neck it finally hit me. She was frantically and secretly trying to remove the gum she got stuck in my hair. She faild. FML

#17170835
99 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by tLee - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, In Front Of Family And Friends, As I Got Down On One Knee, My Grlfriend Fainted. Her Father, A Lawyer, Rushed Over And Said, "Anything She Says Fir The Next 72 Hours Is Not Legally Binding" Andhisked Her Away. FML

#17147393
121 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my six year old son cummd up to me wit is arms spread and said, ( I feel lyk a ug. ) I got looool really excitd and opeful because e is very anti-social and ates pysical contact. As soon as I stood up to ug im e said ( Feeling's gone ) and walkd away. mega FML

#17134448
274 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is until she laughed and said "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was playing mah guitar outside mah apartment building, and some people had putted some money in mah guitar case. One guy threw in what I thought was a crumpled piece of paper or something. It was actually a used condom. It leaked all over the money and mah case. mega FML

#17112659
170 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 9:09pm - intimacy - by gross - Canada

Today, I walked in on father an brother attempting to harmonize thier farts!! FML

#17109341
143 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, as a joke, I hid under mah parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tereing each other's cloths off. I had to keep mah breath in time with mah mom's panting an moaning as mah dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
428 comments

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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today... I Got A Nose Bleed In The Ladies Bathroom. An Old Lady Comes Out Of A Stall An Says... "Oh... Your Nose Is Bleeding. Well I Shit Pants. I'm Sure It'll Come Out In The Wash." FML

#17100769
94 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 11:15pm - health - by stephiew - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I raally lika!! Whan ha gava ma a hug goodbya, ha slid his hand into tha back pockat of mah jaans!! It was gloriou until I fartad on his hand!! FML

#17080358
235 comments

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On 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm - misc - by couldntholdit (woman) - United States (California)

Today, While Using The Restroom At Work, I Dropped Mah Keys Into The Toilet. I Left To Fine Something To Get Them Out An Figured Nobody Would Use A Toilet With Keys In It. I Cummed Back To A Bowl Of Dung An ( Shit Happens ) Written On The Wall In Lipstick. FML

#16980115
118 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States

Today, mah sister confessd looool to me that she sold some of mah old shrts to the grlho's stalking me!! This explainshy I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

#16965226
149 comments

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On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today , while riding a roller coaster I got hit in the chest by a wasp going 80 miles per hour . As if that didn't hurt enough it somehow managd to survive and fell down mah shirt . It crawld around and bit me a few times before the ride endd . FML

#16956758
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36714) - you deserved it (3744)

On 07/03/2011 at 1:25am - animals - by jreed509 - United States (Pennsylvania)



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