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  • Town/Country : England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 July 1991 (22 years)
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Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML

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