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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 July 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 504
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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vegetaftw's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend admitted than he's been using Febreze instead of showering for the past month. FML

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML

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On 03/18/2014 at 9:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I had to come up with a reward system for getting my boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML

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On 10/23/2011 at 2:23am - health - by lynnie - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML

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On 10/04/2011 at 4:57am - misc - by storksleuth (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML

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On 05/26/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by Emoney1 - Canada

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

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On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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