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Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 5:50pm - love - by WaxOnWaxOff - United States (Colorado)
Today, it's day two of my two-month summer job on a Mediterranean cruise ship. I'm incredibly seasick, and the ship is still docked. FML
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Today, I was driving with my boss and she held her breath as we drove past a cell tower, because she didn't want to "breathe in any radiation." I have to take orders from this moron. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 9:45am - work - by Heavy D - United States
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. They jokingly asked me if I was only with him for his money. I didn't hear them properly so I just smiled and nodded. They now think I'm a gold digging bitch. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 8:46am - love - by Ashley - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML
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On 09/06/2012 at 2:39am - misc - by ohhhemmgee - United States (Nevada)
Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 10:02pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I'm so broke that I hand-washed my socks with a bar of soap that I stole from work. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 2:27pm - money - by Lauraborealous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML
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On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, a small kid looked at me, screamed in terror, and hid behind his dad. I was just walking down the same aisle in the store. This is far from the first time it's happened. FML
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On 09/01/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by KidKillah - United States (California)
Today, I was feeling depressed and got very, very drunk. This evening, I was feeling equally desperate, and ended up having to get my special dildo removed from my asshole at the hospital. FML
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On 08/31/2012 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by pride? what's that? :( (woman) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
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On 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by jon (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
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On 08/30/2012 at 10:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)
Today, my boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand why that's weird. FML
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On 08/30/2012 at 9:08pm - intimacy - by Kat (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I had to force myself to take a dump at school, even though I have severe restroom anxiety and shyness. I had finally relaxed enough to go when the tornado drills went off mid-dump, and 46 students and teachers packed into the bathroom with me. FML
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On 08/30/2012 at 1:55am - misc - by DamnTornadoAlley - United States (Texas)
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