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by Anonymous / 01/19/2013 at 11:50am / United Kingdom (Warwickshire) / Love
by Claire / 01/19/2013 at 8:51am / United States (Maryland) / Love
by tingles / 01/19/2013 at 8:20am / United Kingdom (Solihull) / Intimacy
by Perplexed / 01/19/2013 at 8:14am / United States (South Dakota) / Money
by damnthedog / 01/19/2013 at 2:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
by LaLince / 01/19/2013 at 1:14am / Switzerland / Transportation
by Anon / 01/18/2013 at 12:53am / United States (Texas) / Money
by bull-stuff / 01/17/2013 at 10:48pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
by walkingdictionary / 01/17/2013 at 9:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by jakeeey / 01/17/2013 at 8:16pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by FMyThroat / 01/17/2013 at 7:39pm / Peru (Lima) / Miscellaneous
Today, the lead singer of the band I recently joined blatantly admitted to a fan that the only reason he let me in was because I'm "so fuckin' ugly" that I make the rest of them look "ten times better" in comparison. FML
by sad drummer / 01/17/2013 at 3:50pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally got to conduct my first questioning of a suspect, who had been arrested in connection with a car theft. As I recited the Miranda warning to him, my mind went totally blank, and after a few seconds, he sarcastically continued the speech for me. FML
by Anonymous / 01/17/2013 at 12:15pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
Today, an elderly gentleman came into my store complaining of a toothache, so I showed him where the Orajel was located. He then insisted on making a big scene, claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. FML
by EmberLove / 01/17/2013 at 9:06am / United States / Love