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Today, I went shopping for a nice outfit to wear for a job interview. A fake job interview. One that I just made up so my mother would get off my case about finding a job. I don't know which is sadder, the fact that I can't get a job, or that my mother actually believed me about the interview. FML


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On 04/20/2011 at 5:27am - work - by oh hey there -

Today, I temporarily got off the bus for the other students to get off, because they push and shove along their way. Then the bus driver closed the door on me and drove off. My laptop was on that bus. FML


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On 10/19/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was woken by the news that my car had been found, but was completely destroyed due to a fire. I didn't even know my car was missing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30418) - you deserved it (2788)

On 10/18/2010 at 11:52am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I brought my new girlfriend over to show off to my family when my senile great-grandmother walked into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on. FML


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On 02/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by unfortunate419 (man) - United States (Illinois)

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