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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 April 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 187
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About vark10 : Usually more of a lurker, but once in a while I have something to say. Living the dream ( though I kinda hope it's just a bad trip) carpe crustulorum!!

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Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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On 02/23/2013 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by think i'm dating perdix (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML

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