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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 October 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 48971
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About vampirate : i am not a fan of reality!!!!!!!

vampirate's page activity

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Fucked!<b>Diarrhea_Volcano</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 7:57am<b>Cyntha</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 4:57am

vampirate's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

vampirate's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up and then clawing and biting my crotch. FML

by axwound / 12/27/2009 at 8:04am / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, I punched the air enthusiastically after getting an impossible question right. Unfortunately, above me was an old fashioned mole trap, with 6 small spikes and 2 large ones. I now have 6 puncture wounds in my hand, and two in my shoulder, as it fell off the hook it was hanging on. FML

by Anonymous / 08/22/2009 at 10:24pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML

by Anonymous / 07/27/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

by deez_nutz / 03/10/2009 at 8:46am / Canada (Ontario) / Love