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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 October 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 48682
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About vampirate : i am not a fan of reality!!!!!!!

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Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up and then clawing and biting my crotch. FML

#6971032
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12219) - you deserved it (25203)

On 12/27/2009 at 8:04am - animals - by axwound (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I punched the air enthusiastically after getting an impossible question right. Unfortunately, above me was an old fashioned mole trap, with 6 small spikes and 2 large ones. I now have 6 puncture wounds in my hand, and two in my shoulder, as it fell off the hook it was hanging on. FML

#4746647
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22840) - you deserved it (6933)

On 08/22/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML

#4089919
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14209) - you deserved it (40257)

On 07/27/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

#259596
383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84030) - you deserved it (26760)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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