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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 February 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3220
  • Number of comments : 292
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About valri3 : Well since you insist...
I am around the age of 17, living in the Houston, Texas area, currently attending High School from which I will graduate from soon, and currently looking into some Universities.
I usually access this site from my iPod, which most of my comments do not go through because of whatever reason the app is going through. So with that being said I probably won't see any messages that you might send me, until it's about a month old...
But in all, looking to please all and be pleased!
Looking to make friends on this site but in all to just laugh at ones misfortunes...FYI. (Though this has been quite a hard one)

valri3's page activity

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Fucked!<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 4:39pm<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 1:03pm<b>nakros</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 5:10am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 7:26am<b>Jason324</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 2:53am

valri3's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

valri3's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML

by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 6:34am / Sweden (Uppsala Lan) / Work

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML

by secretdoll / 11/09/2010 at 2:51am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

by your mother / 10/13/2010 at 5:02am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I was having dinner with some friends at an Applebees. I couldn't decide on what I wanted, and after about 10 minutes of me flipping through the menu, our waiter brings over the braille menu complete with gigantic pictures of all the dishes and says "Here, I thought this might help." FML

by CompleteWithPictures / 07/13/2009 at 10:39pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

by Ketchup / 06/22/2009 at 2:06am / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

by Wmsys32pr9 / 03/30/2009 at 1:06am / United States (Washington) / Kids

Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your F*ing problem asshole!? Get a life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML

by jina / 03/17/2009 at 11:48pm / Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

by sucks / 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm / United States / Intimacy