Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 February 1994 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2904
  • Number of comments : 292
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About valri3 : Well since you insist...
I am around the age of 17, living in the Houston, Texas area, currently attending High School from which I will graduate from soon, and currently looking into some Universities.
I usually access this site from my iPod, which most of my comments do not go through because of whatever reason the app is going through. So with that being said I probably won't see any messages that you might send me, until it's about a month old...
But in all, looking to please all and be pleased!
Looking to make friends on this site but in all to just laugh at ones misfortunes...FYI. (Though this has been quite a hard one)

valri3's page activity

Visits<b>Cyrus00</b> - 23 hours ago<b>Oihana</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 2:40pm<b>Myorafield</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 12:27am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/09/2016 at 2:00am<b>LPac5295</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 4:26pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 2:24am<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 7:02am<b>heroqucas</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 5:19am<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 1:48pm<b>Joshwarrior</b> - the 09/30/2015 at 11:44pm<b>DJZach101</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 11:13pm<b>Aiden89</b> - the 09/20/2015 at 5:40pm<b>lemmegetsumpizza</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 6:17am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 7:38pm<b>vet1</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 8:11pm<b>hetalia_thailand</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 7:20pm<b>dannnngthatsux</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 3:51pm<b>nakros</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 11:10pm

Fucked!<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 1:03pm<b>nakros</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 5:10am<b>martin8337</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 7:26am<b>Jason324</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 2:53am

valri3's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

valri3's favorite FMLs

Today, at work, after a visit to the bathroom, the lock broke in my hand and the door was jammed. I called the janitor on my cellphone and told him about the situation. He told me to fill out a complaint and leave it in his post box. He then hung up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29526) - you deserved it (2648)

On 11/09/2010 at 6:34am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

Today, I was eating at a Mexican restaurant with my sister. I was happily biting into a burrito, when I saw a man in his car in the restaurant parking lot, staring at us and jacking off. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38789) - you deserved it (3828)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:51am - intimacy - by secretdoll (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11435) - you deserved it (38632)

On 10/13/2010 at 5:02am - love - by your mother (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having dinner with some friends at an Applebees. I couldn't decide on what I wanted, and after about 10 minutes of me flipping through the menu, our waiter brings over the braille menu complete with gigantic pictures of all the dishes and says "Here, I thought this might help." FML


I agree, your life sucks (14252) - you deserved it (45103)

On 07/13/2009 at 10:39pm - misc - by CompleteWithPictures (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21741) - you deserved it (48140)

On 06/22/2009 at 2:06am - animals - by Ketchup (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your F*ing problem asshole!? Get a life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20045) - you deserved it (63421)

On 03/17/2009 at 11:48pm - misc - by jina (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (285793) - you deserved it (52050)

On 03/12/2009 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by sucks - United States

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: