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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 February 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2630
  • Number of comments : 292
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About valri3 : Well since you insist...
I am around the age of 17, living in the Houston, Texas area, currently attending High School from which I will graduate from soon, and currently looking into some Universities.
I usually access this site from my iPod, which most of my comments do not go through because of whatever reason the app is going through. So with that being said I probably won't see any messages that you might send me, until it's about a month old...
But in all, looking to please all and be pleased!
Looking to make friends on this site but in all to just laugh at ones misfortunes...FYI. (Though this has been quite a hard one)

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valri3's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

#16009360
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14841) - you deserved it (44620)

On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML

#16009098
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33298) - you deserved it (7400)

On 05/01/2011 at 8:01pm - misc - by dirtyclothess -

Today, I was sword fighting in a play when I accidentally hit the other person in the head. He called me a bitch and stormed off stage, leaving me alone with an audience of 50. FML

#15985252
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28181) - you deserved it (4720)

On 04/30/2011 at 12:25am - misc - by me - United States

Today, at work, a coworker started to tell me about his weekend, without me even asking. Halfway through his story, I started to daydream and lost track of time. Bored, I told him, "Hey man, I'll call you back, I've got to get back to work." Then I remembered I wasn't on the phone. FML

#15441546
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11013) - you deserved it (41531)

On 03/22/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by PFCdavila (man) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37146) - you deserved it (31493)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, while at the bakery section of my local supermarket, I heard the beat of what I assumed was a song playing. I really got into it, and bobbed my head and danced a little. After getting some strange looks, I realized the "beat" was a machine mixing frosting. FML

#15287588
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11651) - you deserved it (37283)

On 03/12/2011 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better, the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble for wasting company time. FML

#14917539
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23597) - you deserved it (4147)

On 02/10/2011 at 12:31am - work - by geoduck - United States

Today, I got chickenpox. I'm 28 and having chickenpox as an adult is excruciatingly painful. When I told my boss I wasn't going to be at work today because of chickenpox he replied, "That's the worst excuse I've ever heard. Adults don't get chickenpox." He then fired me. FML

#14832801
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38324) - you deserved it (2600)

On 02/03/2011 at 10:19pm - health - by Pox (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

#14670797
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27521) - you deserved it (7381) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/22/2011 at 3:49am - misc - by sandra22 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

#14606368
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22887) - you deserved it (1864)

On 01/16/2011 at 10:32pm - misc - by sam -

Today, I woke up to an early Christmas present on my car. It was a nicely wrapped box containing a dead bird, a half eaten sandwich, and a note reading "MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS STAN." This will probably be my only Christmas present. My name is Luke. FML

#14183645
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25478) - you deserved it (1990)

On 12/12/2010 at 9:36pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, after playing on the same basketball team for eight years with the same coach, he kicked me off the team to make room for my younger brother, who I taught to play basketball in the first place. FML

#14147630
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28233) - you deserved it (3713)

On 12/09/2010 at 9:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend prays before and after sex, because he thinks he'll keep his abstinence by doing so. FML

#14014321
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27645) - you deserved it (4342)

On 11/28/2010 at 6:49pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

#13982900
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15319) - you deserved it (23130)

On 11/26/2010 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my best friend was fired from the place we both work at because she's a bad employee. After they fired her she said, "If I go, I'm taking my best friend with me." So they fired me too. I actually liked that job. FML

#13958382
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32114) - you deserved it (3585)

On 11/24/2010 at 3:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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