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Today, I had to eat up a few specks of toilet paper to avoid spoiling "the moment" with my girlfriend. FML

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240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63648) - you deserved it (14007)

On 05/29/2013 at 3:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and sister in the coat room. FML

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On 05/25/2013 at 2:55am - love - by lizzie - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was stuck in my apartment complex's elevator. I was shouting out for help when a voice came screaming, "This is the fire department." I was relieved until he said, "Just kidding." FML

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On 05/23/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Mylifesucks - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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On 12/31/2012 at 5:36pm - work - by shattysituation - United States



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