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valalvax

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  • Birth Date : Monday 17 April 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 854
  • Number of comments : 195
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About valalvax : I seriously don't know what to put in these things, but I'm alway disappointed when people don't fill them out, so now I won't disappoint others.

Uhh, I'm [<current year>-1989]ish years old, computer nerd, electronics hobbiest... Like all sorts of music, except I tend to not like popular music...

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Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend masturbating so I said to her, "Need a hand with that?" to which she replied "I'm doing fine here on my own, don't ruin it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84807) - you deserved it (21066)

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