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  • Number of visits : 291
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>Enslaved</b> - the 12/18/2011 at 12:51am

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I agree, their lives suck

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uy's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to look at the pictures my mom took during my birthday a couple of weeks ago. Every single one is of my sister. Her lighting the candles, her watching me open presents, and her eating cake. The only pictures of me are in the background. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27236) - you deserved it (1576)

On 05/03/2012 at 7:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML

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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11601) - you deserved it (19071)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States



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