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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 November 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 851
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About utrax : I live in Norway, the best country on Earth. Any other opinion is a shit opinion.


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Today, my dad is going through a midlife crisis. He now wants to be less like a dad and more like a "best friend" to me. This mainly involves him constantly texting me, sending me stuff on Snapchat, and saying stuff like "wicked cool", "bazinga", and "swag" every chance he gets. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45298) - you deserved it (4492)

On 01/02/2014 at 12:07pm - misc - by fuck off, dad (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I walked in on my dad masturbating to a nude photo of my mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69079) - you deserved it (13012)

On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML


I agree, your life sucks (82798) - you deserved it (20559)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

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