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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1066
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About utefan27 : I love getting in trouble

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (241377) - you deserved it (82375)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36423) - you deserved it (21840)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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