Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2706
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About utefan27 : I love getting in trouble

utefan27's page activity

Visits<b>AHotCupOfCoffee</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 6:59pm<b>thebigtwinkie</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 3:33pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 2:35pm

utefan27's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

utefan27's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

by noname / 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm / Miscellaneous