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utefan27
  • Town/Country : Layton, UT, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 799
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

About utefan27 : I love getting in trouble

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Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML

#14798107
154 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by peachmelba (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

#14797285
150 comments

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On 02/01/2011 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML

#14709576
127 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by CLH (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML

#14708501
101 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 10:25am - misc - by jroberts -

Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are renovating it. The only paint clothes he decided to wear were his underpants. The neighbours and builders found this quite amusing. FML

#14706670
42 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 4:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, during PE I got hit in the face with the ball. Everyone cheered because we got 5 extra points. No one asked if I was okay. FML

#14706405
78 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by Jim -

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

#14706011
148 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got pulled over for a traffic violation. Thinking I could get away with it, I spoke with a French accent. The officer then asked me a question in perfect French. I got a ticket. FML

#14705471
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On 01/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by nmaidkieavg -

Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML

#14686261
52 comments

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On 01/23/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML

#14682600
96 comments

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On 01/23/2011 at 2:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

#14673565
154 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 12:39pm - love - by jester777 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

#14598799
198 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 5:48am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

#14596277
85 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I decided to play a friendly game of Clue with my family. This resulted in one kid crying, one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates and a trip to Walmart to get a new Clue game. FML

#14593657
107 comments

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On 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm - misc - by fail (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

#14593479
177 comments

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On 01/15/2011 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)



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