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usmcprill
  • Town/Country : Corinth, US of A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 August 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 950
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About usmcprill : I really wish I could write something philosophical and meaningful on here, but frankly I am not that kind of guy. My name is Brandon. I'm about to graduate high school this upcoming January and than am crossing into that scary threshold of adulthood. Upon graduating I am planning on enlisting in the Marine Corps as a rifleman.

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Today, I was so excited to play the video game I just bought, I decided to read the manual in the game. I went over the seizure warning and thought to myself, who the hell gets a seizure from playing a video game? Apparently I do. FML

#2867945 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (44078) - you deserved it (5774)

On 06/13/2009 at 8:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was working as the shift manager at my job at a fast food restaurant. Our company policy states that all employees must be clean shaven before coming to work. I had to inform one of the employees, Kris, that they had to shave before clocking in. Kris is a woman. FML

#766931 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (55117) - you deserved it (1886)

On 04/02/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (493)

I agree, your life sucks (170873) - you deserved it (52081)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom told me she spent $760 on "quantum pendants" that "produce scalar energy that helps to enhance the body’s biofield." When I told her she got scammed, she denied it and yelled at me. Best part? She frequently lectures me about how I waste my money and spend irresponsibly. FML

#616286 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (52497) - you deserved it (3517)

On 03/26/2009 at 1:06am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227 (505)

I agree, your life sucks (157420) - you deserved it (18690)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked in. FML

#498194 (253)

I agree, your life sucks (20624) - you deserved it (99544)

On 03/20/2009 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733 (543)

I agree, your life sucks (35965) - you deserved it (225426)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML

#125777 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (15851) - you deserved it (51173)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Ohio)



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