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  • Town/Country : Massachusetts, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 March 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 277
  • Number of comments : 13
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Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having I shot at him with the sniper gun I bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was ok. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10390) - you deserved it (35412)

On 03/22/2011 at 12:31pm - misc - by FailedSniper (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After about minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40592) - you deserved it (13621)

On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squirmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to put up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear and told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10807) - you deserved it (32592)

On 11/05/2010 at 1:29pm - kids - by lilmamma - United States (California)



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