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userid778
  • Town/Country : Syracuse, U.S.
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 April 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 15
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32985) - you deserved it (2860)

On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8098) - you deserved it (20871)

On 06/13/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Rebecca (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19005) - you deserved it (2087)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada



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