Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

userid778

Search for a member

userid778

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 April 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 89
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

userid778's page activity

Visits<b>sazzle0dazzle</b> - the 05/17/2013 at 11:49am<b>TehCezar</b> - the 05/17/2013 at 1:03am<b>J_babyxoxo</b> - the 05/16/2013 at 4:23pm<b>dead_insects</b> - the 04/10/2013 at 7:39pm<b>ireynkc</b> - the 04/10/2013 at 5:39pm<b>CoolBreezeKing</b> - the 03/25/2013 at 10:10am

userid778's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of userid778's badges

userid778's favorite FMLs

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML

#20423470
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39948) - you deserved it (4030)

On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was chatting to a co-worker, upon whom I have a serious crush. It was going really well, until he said "irregardless", as if it's actually a proper word. This grammatical abomination really ticks me off, and I actually had to fight back the urge to beat some damn sense into him. FML

#19783803
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10498) - you deserved it (30212)

On 06/13/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Rebecca (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23947) - you deserved it (2468)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada



Bénédicte's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Xmas illustrated FML
  • Here we go, final lap before Christmas is finally upon us. Although, you could say we've been subjected to quite a few strains of Christmas already. The decorations are up since mid-August, and certain family…

Friday 19 December 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: