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  • Town/Country : Stockholm, Sweden
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 July 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 382
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28967) - you deserved it (50937)

On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML

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82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23599) - you deserved it (2695)

On 10/14/2010 at 4:00am - love - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

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295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16359) - you deserved it (66362)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4208) - you deserved it (14751)

On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version



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