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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 25 July 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 608
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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usagiii's favorite FMLs

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46349) - you deserved it (8210)

On 08/25/2014 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML


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On 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by fffmmll - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30897) - you deserved it (3341)

On 10/14/2010 at 4:00am - love - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML


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On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML


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On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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